What are some famous quotes from Seinfeld?

— Frank Costanza “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.” — Jerry “I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.” — George “There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.”

Is Seinfeld the best sitcom ever?

Seinfeld is one of the most definitive sitcoms of all-time. It not only introduced us to four of the zaniest characters ever written (hello Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer!) but it’s also responsible for some of the most notable quotes that we still use today, like “sponge-worthy,” “yada yada yada” or “no soup for you!”

What did Kramer say about the carpet sweeper on Seinfeld?

“The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.” — Kramer “You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.” — George “She has man hands.” — Jerry “I want to be the one person who doesn’t die with dignity.” — George

How long is Seinfeld (and why)?

Unlike most of the original uncut broadcast versions of Seinfeld, which were roughly 23-24 minutes in length, this was well over 26 minutes.

Seinfeld Quotes. “You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I’d be happy to set up a meet and greet.”. “ Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.

How does Kramer’s idiocy manifest itself in Seinfeld?

This is the one where Kramer’s idiocy fully manifests itself: having been asked to watch Jerry’s apartment, he accidentally leaves the door open, allowing thieves to get in and steal the TV.

Why does Jerry Seinfeld give himself a toe in’Seinfeld’?

Well, Jerry Seinfeld does so in this episode’s opening sequence, explaining how said gesture is ultimately pointless (giving the toe would be much bolder, in his opinion) and thus inducing the first of several laughs that will come over the course of 23 minutes.

What happens after Jerry’s apartment is robbed?

After Jerry’s apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whoever loses out. After Jerry’s apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments.